And now (as the famous introduction goes) for something completely different. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's "Chicken Diplomacy Hour"! And I'm not referring to courage, either. Nope. I'm referring to...get ready...those famous vehicles for sauce...those "What?!? Are you kidding me?" treats beloved of consumers of dim sum...yes, you guessed it - chicken feet!

I think this may be the first time in history that a war (albeit a trade war) might possibly be won, not by the feet upon which an army might march, but by the feet upon which that army might dine.

I love this world! Don't you?