Saaaayyyy, speaking of "What's behind that black door?", I'll bet this comes as a surprise. The real surprise, of course, will come if he's ever actually prosecuted for any of the multiple crimes he's committed (further example here). (Warning: Breath not to be held.)

And, of course, there's also this part of his legacy. What do you think are the odds that John Yoo will be disbarred? Let's face it, either he's a criminal, or just criminally stupid. Either way, would you hire him?

Meanwhile, the Republican meltdown continues, with Rockin' Rush somehow managing to blame Barack Obama for Mark Sanford's penile servitude. Got to give the guy credit - he's got one hell of a fertile imagination. Oh, if only he could use his awesome powers of stupidity and paranoia for goodness, rather than badness!

And on, and on, and on it goes.

(Whoops! This just in! Sarah Palin is not merely nuts, she's paranoid! Oh, wait. That's not a surprise, is it?)