O.K., my file name for this photo is "vacant". Now, pop quiz - which side represents Oprah Winfrey's brain, and which side represents Suzanne Somers's?

Give up? Well, it was a trick question - they're both equally vacant. If you know anything about biology, reading the linked article will a) make you laugh so hard, tears will spring to your eyes, or b) simply bring tears to your eyes at the thought of how these two dimwitted bimbos are spreading this nonsense across the world. I'll take Opie's word for something the day she can lose those 50 extra pounds and keep 'em off. It ain't that hard, you know. Eat less, move more.

Thanks for pointing out the story, Stac!