O.K., it'd be a classic "May/December", "Pick-a-Religion/Pick-Any-Other-Religion", "Real Damn Smart/Not So Much", and, of course, "Gay/Straight" thing, but.......well, I'm head-over-heels in love with Rachel Maddow. Yes, I know - my love is doomed, but... If you haven't watched her show, you really ought to. This is one smart (not to mention witty) human being. How many of those do you find with their own news program? (Hint: Count the number of fingers on one hand. O.K., there're fewer than that.)