Another accidentally appropriate shot. Obama - turning on the Tap o' Truth. Orrrrrr.......maybe not. Dan Choi - "I'm gay". Obama - "You're fired. Yes, I know I said that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was bullshit, but, well, that was, ummmmm....bullshit."

Or, "I'm gonna close down Guantanamo and try those poor suckers in real, actual courts of law," "Kidding!"

"Torture. I hate it and I'm going to get to the bottom of it and tell the American people about it." Orrrrr, "What? Sorry, what? I, I can't hear you. No. Did I say that? No, I don't think so."

I'm getting depressed, frankly.