I was thinking of titling this, "Profile with Chopsticks", but...

Meanwhile, are you, like me, shocked - shocked! I say - at this bit of news? Frankly, I'm struck dumb. That's "dumb" as in "mute" as opposed to "dumb" as in having an I.Q. somewhat lower than that of the average Coenorhabditis elegans. Can't wait to see how the little Tripper's doin' in 2012. Poor little guy - neither nature nor nurture is going to do him much good. Kindergarten may just be the peak of his intellectual career.