If you're like me, admit it, you've got a soft spot in your heart for Republicans. Why? Because they're stupid, that's why. How many times did John McBush invoke the name "Joe-the-Plumber" as a symbol of the virtuous American little guy the other night? 12? 20? More? Joe, whose real name is Sam, who isn't actually a licensed plumber, who's actually in arrears on his taxes? This guy is John McBush's symbol of America?!? A guy who's too dumb to realize that his tax bill is actually likely to go down under Obama's plan? That is, it would go down if he ever decides to actually pay it.

And you've got to love the closing racist slur, don't you?

I love these people! They're dumber than....you guessed it....a bag of hammers.