Wow. The two greatest (as in "biggest", not "best-est") communist states in the world have become such paragons of parody lately. First, Vlad the Impaler converts Russia to a massive mob (as in "gangster") state, then China.....well......China's just completely lost its little mind. Or are they training to be fire fighters? It's just all soooooo confusing!

Now, it wouldn't be so bad if Vlad would just show the teeniest bit of subtlety, but, nooooooo......"We're flat out criminals, and damned proud of it!" I mean, come on, Vlad. I know Dumbya's endorsed you (hey - there's money to be made, after all), but, well, gees.....at least pretend for crying out loud!

Oh, well - back here on planet Earth, you might want to re-watch "The Matador". Two good reasons. First, it's a lot of fun. Second, the cinematography is, pardon the expression, fucking brilliant. The colour juxtapositions are just amazing. And this is coming from a guy who is colour blind! I can only imagine (enviously) what it must look like to someone with full-on colour vision.