It's a short door, isn't it? Wine trolls? Who knows?

But, hey, us Canadians aren't as dumb as you might think, as this story attests. Of course, it does rather beg the question as to who in their right mind would ever vote for this sack of slime and his oily associates in the first place. And yet, there he is, our Leader. So, O.K., hands up - who voted for him?