So sue me - I've got a thing for parkades. They're just such incredibly empty spaces. Voids. Even where they're full of cars, the cars are empty. We build big, empty concrete boxes in which we store big, empty steel boxes. Is this really the best use of our energy?

Meanwhile, Larry (I'm-Not-Gay! Really! Honest! Not that there's anything wrong with that) Craig has resigned. Denying all as he sinks like a stone, released by his Republican "friends" into free fall. Surely, after all these years in the party, Larry must have known that the slightest hint of reality would send his good pals running for the Nile. It's a wonder no one was killed in the stampede to get the hell away from him.

You know what would be great? Of course you do. Larry, getting on every network in the land and saying, "Fuck you, Republican hypocrites - I'm gay, and so are.....". Who knows? Maybe he'd find out that - incredible as it may seem to a staunch Republican - honesty really is the best policy.