Went to see "Pirates...III" tonight. If you liked P...I, and tolerated P...II, then you'll find P...III somewhere between the two. It was fun. The story line was, um, well, not, shall we say, surfeited with coherence, but that's never really been the point anyway, has it? Wander in, turn off any desire you might be hiding for logic, and just enjoy the show. If nothing else, you can spend some time figuring out how much of Keith Richards's look is make-up, and how much is just him.

Oh, and skip the extra little vignette that comes after the interminable credits. It's not worth it. Honest.