I don't know why, but these stupid signs just fascinate me - so, you can expect to see more. I think a large part of it is because they're so "friendly". Just a little reminder - very folksy, very helpful. Of course, most places you see them, posted nearby, is another sign saying something along the lines of, "If you haven't purchased your ticket, we're going to tow your car to the North Pole, charge you for the towing, charge you a fine, and then lose your keys so you'll never actually see your car again.". If you find yourself similarly fascinated, go here and you can play the game, too.

From the "How Stupid Can One Person Be?" desk, we have this story. Let me see....how stupid?....hmmmm....."abysmally"?...."monumentally"?....."criminally"?...."too dumb to live"?...."recklessly"?...."completely, fucking moronically"?...."lock-this-fool-up-and-throw-away-the-key stupid"?..."shun-him-for-the-rest-of-his-days stupid"? I don't know. You choose.