And some people claim we're living in an age of irony overload. These people seem to have missed that boat. Notice there are no "Entering an Irony Zone" quotes around "Air Brush Tanning Available". Otherwise known as, "Come on in and we'll spray paint you brown!" I love the 21st century!

Speaking of irony, hasn't Dumbya been denying for the past bunch of years that the U.S. is holding prisoners in secret foreign prisons? And now he's dumb (living up to his nickname, of course) enough to admit that, in fact, the U.S. has been holding such prisoners? Remember, folks, November's not that far away.