A west coast "tide gnome" bringing in the high tide. Pull! And you all thought it had something to do with the moon, didn't you?

And, speaking of silly stories, a record 110 Iraqi civilians died every day in July. Isn't it wonderful that George declared victory so long ago? Can you imagine how many would have died if he hadn't? The man's a genius!

Luckily, it's not a "classic" civil war. Donny said so. And the fact that it's not "classic" makes it so much better. Hmmm...wait....that didn't work for Coke, either.