Oh, what a happy day! Canada has its very own set of dimwit terrorist wannabes. You know this is big news because it even made the New York Times's front page.

You've got to admire the intelligence of these guys. "Um, Muslims, in other parts of the world, are being mistreated, so let's kill a bunch of innocent people here in Southern Ontario." Yep, that's pure genius logic. If your goal, that is, is to try to turn people in Southern Ontario against Muslims. If your goal is to encourage unthinking bigotry, stupidity and violence. If, in the end, your goal is to increase the level of suffering in the world for everyone. Which is, of course, why these guys get the "Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass 'Go'" card. Assuming they're guilty, that is.