All the world may be a stage, but all I've got is this wall and this lamp post. Sure, it's a little on the "Beckett-ian" side, but...

And, speaking of absurdist theatre, how about Dubya? Suddenly he's a big fan of international cooperation! No invasion of Iran planned. Heck no. Negotiation and international pressure will do the trick there. And his newfound love of allies and talk isn't just due to Iran's having an actual army with actual weapons. Oh, dear me, no!

Will someone explain to me just why he hasn't been impeached yet?